Not Done Growing

Drum Major 2015-17 | pit member | bisexual | senior?? | dancer | nerdy shit | bitch | follow me on Instagram @just_.mel

probablyevilrpgideas:

ee-3:

tyrannosaurus-rex:

the-bitch-of-izalith:

tyrannosaurus-rex:

typhlosionns:

shit-lizard:

dnd idea: an 8-ball but it has a d20 in it so you have to shake it and the d20 rises out of the murky liquid to decide your fate

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Good news I found the exact opposite object

yall. every magic 8 ball already has always had a d20 inside.


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It doesn’t have the numbers on it though so you can’t use it for dnd

thats quitter talk

ME: I try to jump over the gap
DM: Roll for acrobatics
8 ball: Not likely
DM: you take 97 damage and die

  1. My reply is no
  2. Don’t count on it
  3. My sources say no
  4. Very doubtful
  5. Outlook not so good
  6. Better not tell you now
  7. Cannot predict now
  8. Ask again later
  9. Reply hazy try again
  10. Concentrate and ask again
  11. Outlook good
  12. Most likely
  13. Signs point to yes
  14. As I see it, yes
  15. Yes
  16. You may rely on it
  17. Without a doubt
  18. Yes, definitely
  19. It is decidedly so
  20. It is certain

There ya’ go, nerds

queerandpresentdanger:

I like how people act like you can’t be racist and sleep with a person of color as if misogynists don’t sleep with women all the time

illogical-bullshit:

Racist bitch at work today.

CW for racism, n-word


I work at a store that also develops photos. Our photo envelopes have a few kids on the back, one of which is black.

A lady and her husband came to pick up their photos today.


Her: “will you ever change the back of the envelope?”

Me: “I don’t think so, why?”

Her: “because I’ve had enough of that little n****** on the back.”


Was absolutely baffled. Coworker overheard and said “ma'am what kind of ridiculous remark is that, please pay for the pictures and don’t use our services again.”

existinmyhead:

tchaikovsgay:

filthywhitebitch:

bwellesley:

blackpanthersdick:

fiightingdreamers:

this thread is the absolute holy grail of repeated self owns

This thread is making me wet

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Originally posted by 369

“I voted for a guy who wants to take rights away from people I love and got backlash for it :(”

“I voted for a Vice President who caused an AIDS outbreak as governor of Indiana while also supporting conversion therapy and other anti-LGBT legislation and now my gay son won’t talk to me :-(”

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tharook:

geekandmisandry:

wideopenhighway:

neverblogidly:

geekandmisandry:

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents

My boyfriend would be gettin’ hit with the baseball bat beside our bed if he ever woke up and said, “What is he normally?” about himself.

Then you would NOT have liked the time he pointed to a corner of our room while he was sleeping and said “they share a dimension with Earth and they take cats to eat them”.

I absolutely do not like that.